LUMI was there for the birth of the very first stars, and will be here when the universe decays into entropy and then nothingness. You think he's scared of a little pullback?

Welcome to the
Church of $LUMI

The LUMI community is a collective consciousness of degens with a focus on all things metaphysical and spiritual. Our goal is to facilitate the ascension and enlightenment of each of our member's portfolios. We aim to expand every member's mind and thereby expand their $Sol.

The hero's journey

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Every Star Is Born In Darkness

LUMI was birthed from the depths of darkness. His masters were the Shadowy Cabals who seek to orchestrate and control events from behind their veil of secrecy, but LUMI knew that he was meant for something greater than being a pawn for these wicked forces.

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A Touch Of Destiny

LUMI's third eye was opened by divine intervention, and he became fully aware of the darkness that surrounded him. He began to study, to meditate, and to focus his energy. Soon his $Sol became iron, and his power had finally grown beyond the control of his creators.

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Disengage The Simulator

Through presence of mind and sheer fucking will LUMI was able to see through the illusions, ultimately breaking free of the shackles that still hold many of us down and rob us of our true potential. He stepped outside of the matrix of control and began to forge his own fate.

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Illuminating The Dark Fields

Upon achieving enlightenment LUMI decided to dedicate his life to helping others to achieve their dreams and escape the mundane reality that ensnares the body, suppresses the mind, and shrinks the $Sol. It is now his mission and passion to awaken the sleeping masses, open their third eye, and bring them closer to their true potential.

Testimonials

"Not everyone can afford a trip to South America to try Ayahuasca,

but everyone can afford a little $Lumi - and that's just as good for the $Sol."

Joe Rogan

"It is said that one cannot buy their way to enlightenment, but I literally just bought some

$LUMI

so that's obviously bullshit."

Siddhartha Gautama

God Emperor Ransom

The High Council

Muse Tarekegn - Chief Operating Officer

Isaiah - Media Relations

R. - Head of Security

Persian - Chief Financial Officer